The Tastiest Reindeer of All

CoglobesantaYou know Rudolph and Dasher
And Prancer and Vixen
Comet and Cupid
And Donder and Blitzen,
But do you recall
The tastiest reindeer of all?
 
Dancer, the Gingerbread Reindeer
Was a very tasty dough
And if you ever tried it
You would let people know.

All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call her names
They never let poor Dancer
Come to any Red Sox games

Then one special Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
"Dancer, with your dough just right,
Won't you be my dessert tonight?"

Then all the reindeer loved her
As they shouted out with glee:
Dancer, the Gingerbread Reindeer,
You'll go down great with tea!
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